WHY MISSIONARY POSITION?- a lengthy comment on “Free Pinay Sex Scandal’s Top Five Love Making Positions”

(This should have been my comment in a blog entry entitled “Free Pinay Sex Scandal’s Top Five Love Making Positions,” but due to my comment’s length I thought of just posting it as a separate article.)

Sex is determined by the male’s sperm cell and not by the female’s ovum. A sperm cell, which is a haploid gamete, contains either an “X” or a “Y” chromosome which in turn will pair with an ovum, which always contains an “X” Chromosome. A pair of “X” egg cell and a “Y” Sperm cell develops into a male offspring, while an “X” and an “X” develops into a female offspring.

According to one of our lecturers, the sperm cells carrying the “Y” Chromosomes are weaker than the ones carrying the “X.” Therefore, “X” carrying sperms has the better chances of reaching the ovum and consequently fertilizing it.

As a form of protection against infections, the vagina naturally maintains a very acidic environment that proves to be hostile to microorganisms, and other foreign bodies- like the sperm cells. Conversely, beyond the cervix up to the uterus, the pH level increases providing a hospitable alkaline environment for the sperm cells to thrive and for reproduction to take place. Therefore, sperm cells with abnormalities, premature and some “Y” carriers die inside the vagina before they even reach the mouth of the cervix. Thus 2 requirements are needed in order to increase the chance of survival of the “Y” carrying sperm.

1.) THE LENGHT. The longer the penis, the closer it gets to the cervix. The less distance a sperm cell travels to the cervical os. The less time it spends inside the vagina.

2.) DEEPER PENILE PENETRATION. For the ones who were not endowed with the monstrosity of a foot long hotdog, seep penile penetration ensures that when ejaculation happens the sperm cells are hurled closer to the cervix.

Among the countless love-making positions that the human species has invented, I should say, therefore that Missionary position gives the optimum likelihood for a male offspring because it provides the penis a deeper penetration (regardless of size) inside the vagina and guarantees a better chance of survival of the “Y” carrying sperm cell. However, beyond the cervix, the “Y” carrying sperm cells still has to compete with the other “X” carrying sperm cells.