Oh oh to touch and feel a girl’s vagina… Ahhh Heaven!

Oh oh to touch and feel a girl’s vagina… Ahhh Heaven!

Oh oh to touch and feel a girl’s vagina… Ahhh Heaven!

Oh oh to touch and feel a girl’s vagina… Ahhh Heaven!

Oh oh to touch and feel a girl’s vagina… Ahhh Heaven!

Cranial Nerve

I keep repeating that in my mind as I answer the 60-minute long midterm examination in Medical-Surgical Nursing, it is afterall the mnemonic for the twelve Cranial nerves namely; Olfactory, Optic, Occulomotor, Trochlear, Trigeminal, Abducent, Facial, Auditory (aka Vestibulocochlear), Glossopharyngeal, Vagus, Accessory, and Hypoglossal nerves.

My test is not about Anatomy, but since the scope of examination primarily focus on the different Disorder of the Central Nervous System, the brain’s Anatomy and Physiology was dragged along. I very well know the names and the specific function of each nerve; unfortunately, I already forgot their order, from the first to the twelfth nerve.

My midterm exam in Psychiatric Nursing the other day was at 2PM, and somehow I thought that my MS Nursing exam would take place at the same time. My cellphone is broken so no one was able to text me that the exam was scheduled at 10. Thank goodness I ran an errand at Arlo’s school at ten, and by 12 noon I was already in my school. As I was walking to our classroom, I was surprised when I saw my classmates walking outside discussing about the exam. But I was relieved when Khollete came pelting behind me asking about it. She too thought that it was scheduled at 2 PM.

We both talked to our professor and were rescheduled to take the exam with the other block. One of our classmates hinted us about the 12 cranial nerves so I memorized the nerves in order. Kholette however was anxious about the General function of each nerve, we already know their specific functions, but whether they function as Sensory, or Motor, or Both is another story. We are already cramming and we have to find a way to memorize them as quickly as possible.

The general function of each nerve has a mnemonic too and we both know that it somehow starts with Some Say Marry Money (for Sensory, Sensory, Motor Motor) but we already forgot about the rest. So Kholette made her own mnemonic; Some Say Marry Money But My Butt Says Big Body Marry Money. This left us both laughing in the end, but still, it was brilliant.

23 Responses to “Oh oh to touch and feel a girl’s vagina… Ahhh Heaven!”

  1. Wil Says:

    interesting mnemonic. hehee

    there’s also the mnemonic for classifying organisms (kingdom, phyla, class, order, family, genus, species). It goes something like: King Philip Came Over For Great…. well, you can finish the rest. :D

  2. pauL Says:

    ah… yun naman pala eh.. well if that will *help you pass the exam, why not? ^_^

  3. Skye Says:

    I missed Med-Surg! It’s way better than Psych nursing, and we were required 3 200-page paper for one and a half month. Darn.

  4. bugsybee Says:

    Naughty! But that must be very effective. I cringe each time I remember my students’ pnemonics - it seems the crazier and naughtier they get, the easier they are to remember. :)

  5. Arlo Says:

    Your OOOTTAFAGVAH mnemonic is interesting. Well that’s something you can’t forget.

  6. dimaks Says:

    akala ko tuloy nagbago kana ng blog theme lol.

  7. tina Says:

    hehe.. nice one. its like the one for the planets sang in sinekswela..

  8. Sidney Says:

    So, that is the reason why you took up nursing. ;-)

  9. iskoo Says:

    ang daming O. nakakalito pa rin. hehehe

  10. rhodora Says:

    Paano kung babae yung student? Alangan namang sabihin din niyang - Oh Heaven! Oh, well, it’s just mnemonics anyway…. :D

  11. verns Says:

    hahahaha I am laughing my ass off here..hilarious Mon but very effective I bet :)

  12. Abaniko Says:

    That will be the pneumonics for guys. What could it be for girls kaya? :)

  13. Henry Says:

    OLOPOCTROTRI AFAGAVAH yan gamit namin eh…

  14. richard Says:

    memorize ko yan… hahhahah! pero hirap ako magexplain.. nyahahhaha!

    nga pala 3-3-3-7-1 cases ko.. ahehhehe

  15. Kim Says:

    Gee, back in my day it was:

    on
    Old
    Olympus’
    towering
    Tops
    A
    Finn
    And
    German
    Viewed
    a
    Hop

  16. sandramariellarenas Says:

    wow! for sure madaling imemorize nga yan hehehe..

    sir mon ilocano ka pla. saan po ang province ninyo?
    tga la union po ako..

  17. riajose Says:

    HAHA! We also had that mnemonic when I was in college.

  18. rey Says:

    wow…nakakrelate ako…hihi…oh oh oh to touch and feel a girls vagina is heaven…literally or kahit anong way…joke!

  19. aeroz Says:

    i thought vagina nga talaga, anyway sang lupalop mo ba nakukuha mga blogs mo dito astig eh ibang klase talaga… ehehhee

  20. Sarah Says:

    hahaha, i can still remember that mnemonic during my first year anaphysio days. ^_^

  21. Missy Says:

    For the ending that you forget about the motor and sensory saying goes like this: Some Say Marry Money But My Brother Says Be Brave Marry Mary

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  23. nate Says:

    my class uses “Some Say Marry Money But My Brother Says Big Boobs Matter More”

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