BEET

There was no classes today because of supposedly a very strong typhoon. Fortunately, not a single drop of rain fell. it was as hot as summer here and we were in Signal no. 2.
I found that my cellphone’s switch was not working this morning, luckily, I immediately got the urge to have it repaired and just fifteen minutes after the repair session I received a text from Leslie telling me to go to school and meet lallaine, we were going to do our case study at Kristell’s house.
All the boys were wearing white today and we spent the whole day watching Beet the Vandel Buster in YouTube.

Unfortunately, I cannot put the Youtube codes here so just watch the episode here

Multiple Choices

In our Medical Nursing Class again, we were discussing about thinking clearly and preempting the etiology (causes) of our patient’s complain… my Professor made her recollection during the time when she had a patient with a big laceration on his penis’ glans(the cock).

According to her, she was pariticularly agog with how the guy sustained such an injury, plus the guy was severely bleeding. She said that she was thinking of three possible causes and she gave us these three choices that she was really thinking  (of course she added some jokeswhile narrating the whole scene) that time;

Letter A. The guy’s partner has piercing on her tongue.

Letter B. The guy’s partner has braces.

Letter C. The guy’s partner came all the way down from the roof and accidentally cut his thing.

She said, “I was really curious of the guy’s injury. I don’t know how he got that, but he really have a big cut on his glans. I was thinking of the possibilities, and when I asked him, I really do not know if I am going to laugh or what when he told me how”

It turned out that the guy’s penis got stuck in his zipper after he peed.

PS This was really funny, if you were there.

And i Have been Walking Home Again

I was walking home again and as usual daydreaming (if you can call this hour day)… but then while i was walking on this street with three grocery stores competing for passing people, like me, I momentarily stopped fantasizing when I overheard this boy, about three or four year old boy, singing (i mean screaming) on top of their house by the window holding a stick pretending to be strumming it like a guitar.

What really amazed me was when i found out that i was not the only one who was fascinated by the young out of tune singer. It turned out that the whole street, all the passing people, the owners of the stores and all their customers were craning their heads, absolutely amused by the little boy’s serenade. They wre smiling at one another. And the child was so much clueless of what was just happening down the street.

i wonder if he got an applause after he was through with his.. erm… little concert.

Boom Tarat

I was walking home when I heard a gang of kids (3to 5 years old kids) bullying this little girl I think was named Atay.

They were singing a jingle based on Wowowee’s song BoomTarat…

It was like this:

BOOM Puwit puwit

BOOM Puwit puwit

Si Atay…

Si Atay…

Mabaho ang Puwit…

Imagine how evil the kids are becoming… hmpf

What Position?

This was a scene in my class in Medical Nursing…

 Clinical Instructor: You kids should know what to tell your clients when they ask you about things. Giving health nteachings can be classified in the three levels of Preventions (Promotive, Curative, and Rehabilitative). Do you know what to say when your patient who had just a heart attack asked you when he is allowed to have an intercourse? You can’t just giggle or say “no Comment” or “kayo naman kuya”. And you can’t prohibit him from doing it, it’s one of human’s vital needs.

Neil Raised his hand. He was called.

Neil: I think I can tell him about the position he can do.

The whole class laughed. Positioning is done for Respiratory patients for proper drainage and better breathing mechanism, but with… ermm… wel… about sex.. positions means many things… a great array of things.

Neil: (explained) classmates, I think, if the guy and his wife change their positions, that is the wife on top, the guy won’t have a hard time doing the deed, thus less muscle contractions ergo less cardiac output.

Clinical Instructor: That is if they are not going to climax. But during orgasm, no matter how different they are positioned, the deviation in Vital Signs (Blood pressure, Respiratory and cardiac Rates and even Temperature) is overwhelming, risking the guy to another set of heart attack. Have you heard of the joke (she told a joke that is I think too… well… too much that only pervert and medical personnels need to hear it)

The whole class laughed again. When nobody cannot answer her she told us how.

Clinical Instructor: You can tell the patient to climb a three story building’s stairs within 20 seconds. If he can do this without panting then he’s ready for a round.