Updates on my Existence- my congratulations, PBB teen, erotic novel fad, etc., etc.,

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im sorry if i did not update my blog this week… it is my midterm examination week….

plus i did a report in nutrition… and then some practical exams in com sci… and tons of assigned essays in ncm lecture… and long quizzes in nutrition and ncm laboratory…

anyway… i want to post these…

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MY CONGRATULATIONS!!!

i want to say my congaratulations to the following graduates last saturday (or sunday) heck whatever the date congtats…

ms. krystel obispado… history…naks!! magna cum laude… congats..

and to ms. emcee estanislao… interior design… finally… hehehe

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the newest bestseller- BAGONG KARANASAN

the week before last week, Ms. disease blabbed about this erotic novel… (i think it was more of a porn novel) that was sent to her via bluetooth.

in a brief… as in sooper dee dooper brief, period of time, this novel, which is entitiled "bagong Karanasan" (new experience), captured the hearts and curiosity of the innocent minds of my classmates….

though very titillating, reading the said novel proved to be a very hard work… (since you can only read it through your cellphone.)

the novel is too long to be read in cellphones so be ready to endure a ten inches thick of callus on your thumb…

this problem put the whole class in an exodus to look for a soft copy of that post in the net… and just last week, ms pucca produced a 22 pages hard copy of the said novel in Arial font 6.

everyone photocopied the pages. ted even asked me to make a part two of the novel as he handed me a copy last wednesday… (spongebabe photocopied it too and sent it as a birthday present to her sister… ms. emcee e.)

i read it on my way home for only 1 and a half hour… and here's the synopsis…

Cherlon (the narrator) was about to enter UST for college so his mom sent him to their relatives in manila…

he went there. he was accompannied to his room which is just beside his cousins' room…

his cousins by the way were cheryl… (base on the way he called cheryl- ATE CHERYL or older sister cheryl, i pre empted that cheryl is older than him) and the younger one cherrie- a pubescent teenager…

to make the story short, he had a lot of sexual encounters with both of his cousins… albeit both were unaware that he was hooking at them at the same time…

this went on for weeks until he unraveled some dirty secrets of the house… he discovered that cheryl is a drug user and has been addicted to sex and drugs because she was molested by her own brother which was discovered by her father… but because she was sooper dee dooper addicted now to sex… and her brother was already sent to US, she then do it with her father and with the rest of the male population of their subdivision including the pushers, other addicts and just recently her second cousin- cherlon, the narrator of the story.

in the end, because of pity cherlon told cheryl to go to a rehabilitation center… cheryl agreed… and because he was afraid that cherie, the younger cousin, might fallow the same path as her older sister since he already devirginized her, cherlon went back to baguio to finish his college there…

and that was the story… my classmates, including the girls, were alll insisting that it has a moral lesson- they say it is "SAY NO DRUGS, BABY"…

PS the photocopyist asked for a copy herself

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TAYO NA SA BEACH- last part

the month of may is nearly extinguished  and i have not hitherto written the ending of this series… i always forgot to write about this… anyway here's the ending…

after my blockmates exhibited their swimming skills and talents, the boatman asked us if we would like to go to another location- apparently it was a cave… but it was already 4:45 and the last bus trip would be at 6 so we declined his suggestion and went back to the resort to wash.

now my predicament…

if you still remember, i did not plan to swim or anything… and now my underwear was soaking and dripping wet… heck! what do i do? what do i do? WHAT DO I DO?!!!

my classmates were okay if ill barrow their undies, even the girls…. YES!! EVEN THE GIRLS… are they serious?!!! i wont even try to barrow my father's underwear!!!! NEVER!!!

i took a bath, anyway, outside the house with jerwin, aldrin and romeo… the rest of the girls were upstairs at the bathroom.

ruby and malen tried to peep on us by pretending to barrow the pail that we were using… man, they were very much accomplished in this… their alibis were so believable… but we were not fooled…

i went inside the bathroom downstairs (i didnt know that there is a bathroom their, heck, we let ourselves to be feasted on by the two voyeurs…lol)

there, i rinsed my brief ( i tried looking for a soap but there was none) then i put it on again (ok, ok, stop yucking) after i squeezed the excess water, nevertheless, it was still wet… then we decided to go home…

we rode from the resort to the bus stop. we were not able to ride the last trip. but we still waited… and waited… and waited… and waited… time slowed into a crawl… then, thank God, a man in a motorcycle stopped in front of us and asked us if we would like to hire his jeepney.. we were more than happy to say yes…

he accompanied us to the bus terminal at Balanga city (bataan's capital) were we parted and took different buses to our respective destinations… sa wakas.. the end… sigh..

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pinoy big bro teen edition

from the start, first pinoy big brother, last august 21, 2005, did not fail to captivate me… in fact the reason why i started blogging was to campaign for chx… (my favorite housemates were- from the start to celeb edition- chx, cass, uma, say, keanna, budoy, bianca and zanjoe)

and now for the teen edition my favorites are

KIM SUE CHIU

 

JAMILLA NATALIE OBISPO

 

CHARLES JEROME "bam" RAMONA

 

MICHAEL VINCENT "mikee" LEE

read more about the recent happenings in the house, click here

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APRIL 25th- the 3rd summer

i want to post this…

FOREVER

Chorus:
I’ll be loving you forever
Deep inside my heart you’ll leave me never
Even if you took my heart and tore it apart
I would love you still foreverYou are the sun
You are my light
And you’re the last thing on my mind
Before I go to sleep at night
You’re always around
When I’m in need
When troubles on my mind you put my soul at ease
There is no one in this world
Who can love me like you do
So many reasons that I want to spend forever with youChorusWe’ve had our fun
And we’ve made mistakes
But who’d have guessed along that road
We’ve learned to give and Take
it’s so much more than I could have dreamed
You make loving you so easy for me
There is one in this world
Who can love me like you do
So many reasons that I want to spend forever with you

Chorus

We’ve had our fun
And we’ve made mistakes
But who’d have guessed along that road
We’ve learned to give and take
It’s so much more than I could have dreamed
You make loving so easy for me
There is one in this world who can love me like you do
That is the reason that I want to share forever with you

Chorus

And girl I pray you leave me never
And this is a world where lovers often go astray
But if we love each we won’t go that way
So put your doubts aside do what it takes to make it right
‘Cause I’ll love you forever no one can tear us apart

Chorus

I just want you to know
I can’t eat, I can’t sleep, I can’t breathe whenever I’m without you
When we walk I stand tall
When I talk I only talk about you