Archive for April, 2006

Paula and Francesca

Posted in Musing on 29 April 2006 by Richmond

 PAULA: kiss me… i know you want to…(grinned)

FRANCESCA: oh puh-leeeease… what do you thingk of me? thingking of you…

PAULA: hey you got a wrong spelling there… i wont say anything about the grammar, but the spelling really sucks… darling..

FRANCESCA: where? (perplexed)

PAULA: i wont tell you… (wink.. wink..)

FRANCESCA: ok, can i just point where?

PAULA: (pausing for a sec) erm… ok… i want to see you try…

FRANCESCA: is it here?(pointing)

PAULA: nah-ah…

FRANCESCA: how 'bout… erm… here…

PAULA: not there… (giggling)

FRANCESCA: ok, guide me… is it here?

PAULA: nope.. move it to right…

FRANCESCA: here…?

PAULA: farther right, baby..

FRANCESCA: here?

PAULA: no, a little bit left…

FRANCESCA: here?

PAULA: ooohhh that feels good… (giggles)

FRANCESCA: oh, i see, how about here… (smiling)

PAULA: shocks youre tickling me….

FRANCESCA: why cant you just tell me…

PAULA: you dunno how to have some fun…

FRANCESCA: just tell me, ok…

PAULA: the word "thingking"…

FRANCESCA: so?

PAULA: you got an excess letter over there…

FRANCESCA: (left eyebrow raising) are you sure?

PAULA: of course i am…

FRANCESCA: you are stupid..

PAULA:  excuuuse me… i am not Stupid… i am Paula…

FRANCESCA: i know, stupid..

PAULA: then if you know that my name is paula, why do you still insist in calling me Stupid… hey, hey, hey, i am not Ms. Stupid… my name is Paula…  P-A-U-L-A… not Stupid…

FRANCESCA: whatever… so what's the excess letter?

PAULA: the excess letter in the word "thingking"… is… is…

FRANCESCA: i know!! is it… is it.. "G"?

PAULA: na-ah, it is "H"… it should be… T-I-N-G-K-I-N-G….

FRANCESCA: are you sure…?

PAULA: oh man, you are hopeless… of course i am…

THE ISSUE

i am sorry for all the grammatical and typographical errors and wrong spellings that i made in this blog… i am very much thankful, that none, so far, has ever commented about my redundant and misused  (homonyms and synonyms) words, and of course about my ever increasing typographical errors…

i admit, i am not that very good in using the english language (i dont even know the difference between a conjunction and a preposition)…

honestly, i really, really, really feel stupid… i am sooooo uncreative and i feel like my blog is so bland and nonesense…

anyway here's their photos… you might see more of them later on…

Updates on my Existence- my congratulations, PBB teen, erotic novel fad, etc., etc.,

Posted in Anything Sexy, Out of Towns, School Affairs, Stupid on 28 April 2006 by Richmond

MonMon,

Nandiyan ka pa ba o natabunan na ng mga popoo sa summer class mo>

Gari

im sorry if i did not update my blog this week… it is my midterm examination week….

plus i did a report in nutrition… and then some practical exams in com sci… and tons of assigned essays in ncm lecture… and long quizzes in nutrition and ncm laboratory…

anyway… i want to post these…

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MY CONGRATULATIONS!!!

i want to say my congaratulations to the following graduates last saturday (or sunday) heck whatever the date congtats…

ms. krystel obispado… history…naks!! magna cum laude… congats..

and to ms. emcee estanislao… interior design… finally… hehehe

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the newest bestseller- BAGONG KARANASAN

the week before last week, Ms. disease blabbed about this erotic novel… (i think it was more of a porn novel) that was sent to her via bluetooth.

in a brief… as in sooper dee dooper brief, period of time, this novel, which is entitiled "bagong Karanasan" (new experience), captured the hearts and curiosity of the innocent minds of my classmates….

though very titillating, reading the said novel proved to be a very hard work… (since you can only read it through your cellphone.)

the novel is too long to be read in cellphones so be ready to endure a ten inches thick of callus on your thumb…

this problem put the whole class in an exodus to look for a soft copy of that post in the net… and just last week, ms pucca produced a 22 pages hard copy of the said novel in Arial font 6.

everyone photocopied the pages. ted even asked me to make a part two of the novel as he handed me a copy last wednesday… (spongebabe photocopied it too and sent it as a birthday present to her sister… ms. emcee e.)

i read it on my way home for only 1 and a half hour… and here's the synopsis…

Cherlon (the narrator) was about to enter UST for college so his mom sent him to their relatives in manila…

he went there. he was accompannied to his room which is just beside his cousins' room…

his cousins by the way were cheryl… (base on the way he called cheryl- ATE CHERYL or older sister cheryl, i pre empted that cheryl is older than him) and the younger one cherrie- a pubescent teenager…

to make the story short, he had a lot of sexual encounters with both of his cousins… albeit both were unaware that he was hooking at them at the same time…

this went on for weeks until he unraveled some dirty secrets of the house… he discovered that cheryl is a drug user and has been addicted to sex and drugs because she was molested by her own brother which was discovered by her father… but because she was sooper dee dooper addicted now to sex… and her brother was already sent to US, she then do it with her father and with the rest of the male population of their subdivision including the pushers, other addicts and just recently her second cousin- cherlon, the narrator of the story.

in the end, because of pity cherlon told cheryl to go to a rehabilitation center… cheryl agreed… and because he was afraid that cherie, the younger cousin, might fallow the same path as her older sister since he already devirginized her, cherlon went back to baguio to finish his college there…

and that was the story… my classmates, including the girls, were alll insisting that it has a moral lesson- they say it is "SAY NO DRUGS, BABY"…

PS the photocopyist asked for a copy herself

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TAYO NA SA BEACH- last part

the month of may is nearly extinguished  and i have not hitherto written the ending of this series… i always forgot to write about this… anyway here's the ending…

after my blockmates exhibited their swimming skills and talents, the boatman asked us if we would like to go to another location- apparently it was a cave… but it was already 4:45 and the last bus trip would be at 6 so we declined his suggestion and went back to the resort to wash.

now my predicament…

if you still remember, i did not plan to swim or anything… and now my underwear was soaking and dripping wet… heck! what do i do? what do i do? WHAT DO I DO?!!!

my classmates were okay if ill barrow their undies, even the girls…. YES!! EVEN THE GIRLS… are they serious?!!! i wont even try to barrow my father's underwear!!!! NEVER!!!

i took a bath, anyway, outside the house with jerwin, aldrin and romeo… the rest of the girls were upstairs at the bathroom.

ruby and malen tried to peep on us by pretending to barrow the pail that we were using… man, they were very much accomplished in this… their alibis were so believable… but we were not fooled…

i went inside the bathroom downstairs (i didnt know that there is a bathroom their, heck, we let ourselves to be feasted on by the two voyeurs…lol)

there, i rinsed my brief ( i tried looking for a soap but there was none) then i put it on again (ok, ok, stop yucking) after i squeezed the excess water, nevertheless, it was still wet… then we decided to go home…

we rode from the resort to the bus stop. we were not able to ride the last trip. but we still waited… and waited… and waited… and waited… time slowed into a crawl… then, thank God, a man in a motorcycle stopped in front of us and asked us if we would like to hire his jeepney.. we were more than happy to say yes…

he accompanied us to the bus terminal at Balanga city (bataan's capital) were we parted and took different buses to our respective destinations… sa wakas.. the end… sigh..

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pinoy big bro teen edition

from the start, first pinoy big brother, last august 21, 2005, did not fail to captivate me… in fact the reason why i started blogging was to campaign for chx… (my favorite housemates were- from the start to celeb edition- chx, cass, uma, say, keanna, budoy, bianca and zanjoe)

and now for the teen edition my favorites are

KIM SUE CHIU

kim

 

JAMILLA NATALIE OBISPO

jam

 

CHARLES JEROME "bam" RAMONA

bam

 

MICHAEL VINCENT "mikee" LEE

mikee

read more about the recent happenings in the house, click here

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APRIL 25th- the 3rd summer

i want to post this…

FOREVER

Chorus:
I’ll be loving you forever
Deep inside my heart you’ll leave me never
Even if you took my heart and tore it apart
I would love you still forever
You are the sun
You are my light
And you’re the last thing on my mind
Before I go to sleep at night
You’re always around
When I’m in need
When troubles on my mind you put my soul at ease
There is no one in this world
Who can love me like you do
So many reasons that I want to spend forever with you
ChorusWe’ve had our fun
And we’ve made mistakes
But who’d have guessed along that road
We’ve learned to give and Take
it’s so much more than I could have dreamed
You make loving you so easy for me
There is one in this world
Who can love me like you do
So many reasons that I want to spend forever with you

Chorus

We’ve had our fun
And we’ve made mistakes
But who’d have guessed along that road
We’ve learned to give and take
It’s so much more than I could have dreamed
You make loving so easy for me
There is one in this world who can love me like you do
That is the reason that I want to share forever with you

Chorus

And girl I pray you leave me never
And this is a world where lovers often go astray
But if we love each we won’t go that way
So put your doubts aside do what it takes to make it right
‘Cause I’ll love you forever no one can tear us apart

Chorus

I just want you to know
I can’t eat, I can’t sleep, I can’t breathe whenever I’m without you
When we walk I stand tall
When I talk I only talk about you

 

what’s normal…? and what’s not…? see for yourself

Posted in Nursing Internship on 21 April 2006 by Richmond

CHARACTERISTICS OF STOOL

COLOR

  • normal
  1. golden brown, due to the bile pigment derivative known as sterkobilin
  • abnormal
  1. black, clay colored (tan), pale- due to the absence of sterkobilin
  2. bright red, called hematochezia, due to lower gastro intestinal bleeding
  3. green, depends on the food you eat, try eating a blue colored ice cream… observe your stool's color
  4. black, aka melena, due to upper gastro intestinal bleeding

ODOR

  • normal
  1. aromatic, due to indole and scatole which are the products of fermentation in the large intestine
  • abnormal
  1. foul

CONSISTENCY

  • normal
  1. soft, due to the water content
  2. formed, it should have a definite shape
  • abnormal
  1. soft but bulky, a person normally defacates 150-300 grams feces a day
  2. hard and dry, this might mean you have a diarrhea
  3. watery, the feces stayed only for a very brief period of timein the large intestine, thus the large intestine was not able to absorb the water content of the stool
  4. paste-like, the same with a watery feces

COMPONENTS

  • normal
  1. undigested fiber
  2. unabsorbed food residue
  3. water, stool normally contains 75% water
  • abnormal
  1. worms
  2. blood
  3. pus
  4. mucus

SHAPE

  • normal
  1. round
  2. cylindrical
  • abnormal
  1. no shape
  2. flat
  3. pencil shape

FREQUENCY

  • normal
  1. it varies, some people defacate once or twice a day… or at least once every 2 or 3 days
  • abnormal
  1. 3-5 days or longer

check your doctor if ever you've experience some of the symptoms here…

Amazing Aloha at McDonald’s

Posted in Stupid on 19 April 2006 by Richmond

supposedly, yesterday, my class sked would not have allowed me to have a lunch (every tuesday, my sked runs from 7 AM to 3 PM straight… no lunch… snack breaks are to be negotiated with your prof)…

but since our professor in nutrition dismissed us an hour earlier (12 noon), we took advantage and decided to have a lunch…

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A WEEK AGO

last tuesday, i told spongebabe and some of my other classmates how i fancy meself feasting on a big mouth watery AMAZING ALOHA BURGER from Jollibee… i saw it from a TV ad which brought back the memory of the amazing aloha that i used to eat way back when i was in elementary… i remember that it was just 40 pesos then (it is now 63 pesos)… so i asked them if we can go… but they were not in the mood…

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now yesterday… i was actually thinking of eating my lunch at the canteen or at the KFC, since it would be a lot cheaper and i am actually planning to buy a new pair of shoes that day…

… but some of my classmates insisted on eating at Mcdonald's. so i said, "if we're eating at mcdo… why dont we just eat at jollibee? anyway, foods taste better there…"

they did not want to… mcdo is far more cheaper and the service is faster…

… i do not have any choice but to say why i really want to eat at jollibee… i told them my AMAZING ALOHA  NOSTALGIA…

"…c'mon, can't you help me bring back my long lost childhood euphoria for that bacon, and pineapple and amazing beef patty burger?" i pleaded… but they did not care… at least one cared…

it was spongebabe, the girl who had her first time with me

NOOO WAAY!!! i know she's up to something… and before i can say the word 'aloha' she started to say her… er… well-practiced piece…

" i do wanna go with you." she said glaring at me with those… with those… those… nastily sexy eyes…

" i tasted the aloha yesterday, so i was kindah looking forward of having my first try with jollibee's newest burger… bacon and cheese…" she paused… " with you."

huh? with me?

if you have read my first blog… you would have known by now how mischievous and daring this girl is…

"so, what this is all about again?" i asked bluntly

"well, i want to eat the jollibee burger..." she paused "… with you… er… with you at mcdo… i want to eat jollibee burger at mcdonald's" she grinned

"WHATT?!! are you serious?!! you want us to buy those two burgers and eat them at mcdo? no way!!"

but she didnt give a damn… she acted as if i said yes.."ok, that's settled then… let's go." she said happily…

she pushed me to jollibee, and in  no time, we already have our very own take outs of those two yummy burgers, together with our fries and cokes…

we went straight to mcdo and yeah… we ate there…

people were goggling at us… and man, it was sooo embarassing..

i asked her if she was not embarassed and she said no. i dare her to raise her hand holding the jollibee coke and she did…

she asked me to go to the counter and ask for an extra gravy… i did not dare…

she said, the fun part about that is that we were going to leave our joillibee mess at our table once we were finished… and the mcdo staff will cvome diligently to pick them up… until now, i was still thinking what exciting about that…

 

she tried to sip her mcdo sprite and jollibee coke simultaneously… she asked our classmates to buy her a drink… blood sugar now rising… and rising… hehehe

Tayo na sa beach Part V

Posted in Out of Towns on 15 April 2006 by Richmond

Coral reefs?!! is he serious? of course we want to go… of all the excitements, this was the least expected… the boatman was beckoning us to the reefs… WOW

we rapidly hopped on the boat and in no time we were again embarking on our voyage…

i told you before that we did not plan any of the activities, that's why we were not prepared of anything. in fact, nobody expected that we were going to dive in the middle of south china sea, so no one brought some goggles or any snorkels with them. (cmon, they forgot to bring their sunblocks, let alone a pair of goggles and snorkels).

nonetheless, we still tried to swim. the boatman did not trust our swimming prowess, so he ordered us to wear some lifevests, which i am too well happy about.(i tell you a secret… whispering… i dunno how to swim). the very reason why we cannot dive… because we're wearing those bulky orange floaters….

we all jumped into the water. i was still afraid that i might sink that's why i hooked myself on the katik.

i really have to summon all my strenght, and courage just to let go and enjoy the exciting event with my friends…

i did let go… and to my HORROR!!! AAARGH!! the lifevest that i was wearing has rips on it. the styrophores that were stuffed inside it started to float outward and in second all were having their on swimming marathon…

the thing that i was dreading was finally happening. heck! i was sinking. i tried to wag my extremities violently but i was not moving. i tried to find my footing but the ocean floor was waaaaaaaaaaaaay down below.

i was sinking…

i was panicking..

i was sinking and sooper dee dooper panicking…

what if i drown? what if i die? i dont want to be friends with sharks… AARRGGHH!!!

so i cleared my mind… just like the wise men of indostan… i thought of everything that i learned from my swimming lessons in my PE last school year 2004-2005…

what did i learn? backstroke? butterfly? freestyle? monkey style? WHAAATT??!!

memories of my swimming class reverberated in my mind… is this my memento mori? am i dying? (they say when you are about to die, you'll see some flashes of memories).

in the brink of deliberate hopelessness, a thing stroke my mind. i remembered the only thing that i learned, the only thing that i was good at, and it was about what you are going to do when you are drowning….. and it is… and it is..

it is to raise your hands when your drowning so that the lifeguard can see you

i did not just raise my right hand… nor just myleft hand… I RAISED THEM BOTH. i tried to thrust them into the air with all my might and thank GOD, the boatman rescued me..

HAIIII!! what a relief…

since i was the only one left on board… i just tried taking their pictures swimming and teasing me.. "aaahh hindi makalangoy!!'' (aaahh he cant swim!!)…

sob.. sniff.. at least i did not drown

monmon: oy! ba't my bula dyan? yikes… umiihi..

kathleen: hindi ah…

lahat: ahhh umiihi!!

kathleen: hindi naman eh… galing yung bula dun o..

monmon: eh, umiihi ka lang eh..

kathleen: ah basta… (sabay lingon sa kabilang direksyon)

i was not the only one who cant swim… titz(aldrin) was seen snoggling the katik all those times that we… i mean.. they have been swimming…

STILL TO BE CONTINUED… 

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